Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 11, 2024

I.T. hurts.

That’s an: I.D. ten-T joke (I.D.1.0.T)

That bytes.

Grammarians and IT helping us understand the difference between bits and bites.

did you try turning them off and back on again

The people who drill holes have the same attitude.

Tee hee!

If you’re not careful, it will byte you in the ASCII

Keep saving those bits, and pretty soon you have trilobites!

Just watch out for the head of IT, Pennywise. He’s a real clown.

But bytes are eight times more helpful.

011 111 000 110 001 110 010 – []~(￣▽￣)~O(∩_∩)Oφ(゜▽゜)♪

We never said that. Not even to each other. I never even heard that from our coders.

We often said PEBCAK.

I had a colleague who wanted to be a B bit – Always on……

Ah yes … I.T. folks … sometimes you love ‘em, but you can’t shoot ‘em …!

( never [repeat] NEVER get on their bad sides )