Eek! by Scott Nickel for December 06, 2024

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    cdward  about 2 months ago

    And this is why I avoid vampire restaurants.

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    Knightman Premium Member about 2 months ago

    So keep the wife!!!

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    DM2860  about 2 months ago

    But the waiters do not do the cooking.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    He ordered an aperitif, not a pair a teeth!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 2 months ago

    Eww. Is that an angry Peyton Manning?

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    Tachyon the Samurai Premium Member about 2 months ago

    What? The chicken was undercooked? Now I’ll have to have a talk with the cook.

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    Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat  about 2 months ago

    Hopefully he didn’t add larceny to injury drain the couples’ bank account like a bureaucrat .

    Justified insults are still lawful.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Yeah. Hubby was saving her for dessert.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Do him next. :)

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    gopher gofer  about 2 months ago

    a lower tip’ll take a bite out of his pay…

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    Lumberman  about 2 months ago

    Fangs a lot dude!

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    Lumberman  about 2 months ago

    Fangs a lot dude!

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    gawaintheknight  about 2 months ago

    The restaurant industry is a bunch of bloodsuckers

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