Eek! by Scott Nickel for December 08, 2024

And I see you have put on a little weight.

Need more carrots.

The difference between snowmen and snowwomen is the placement of the carrot.

They’re standing out there naked, and yet they have nothing to show for it.

Well they call them the Streakers!!!

Yeah, well someone robbed us last night…took our scarfs and hats and even the corn cob pipe, the coal for our mouths and …. it’s a miracle they left our carrot noses and eyes…..

That reminds me of a joke I saw….

A snow lady handed a piece of carrot cake to her snow man. He tasted and said " This cake tastes like boogers. What does it smell like to you? "

There’s no business like snow business.

It’s weird. But not as weird if it were humans. :)

Now stick-handling came to mind…..got ice?

At least we have our carrots.

Someone ran out of coal for the buttons?