Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 17, 2024

Online shopping was a godsend! I don’t have to go out and deal with idiots!

I wouldn’t say that! Often the idiot delivery drivers’ just chuck my parcels over my back gate because they CAN’T or WON’T read the delivery instructions.

Wait until next year.

Only ten? Them’s rookie numbers.

The Horror , The Horror !

8. One breakdown a day.

Think of the recovery time. A whole 6 months. Should be 11 but merchandisers control the the calendar.

Only 10 more maxed credit cards away.

I don’t have breakdowns over Christmas, because I don’t care about Christmas.

Something is wrong about approaching a holiday with such an expectation of failure. If it really affects you this badly, you might want to consider a more contemplative religion. :) ??

8. But who’s counting?

That’s why New Years eve is the drinking season.

Shoppings all done, house is trimmed, focusing on cookies and egg nog now. Have our grandkids coming for Christmas, they’ve never seen snow! And if the excitment gets to much I settle down with an irish coffee and “White Christmas”

More like 1 an hour