Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 16, 2024

uh … my car needs some fixes too …. please?

I don’t think Santa minds that one.

Man o man, get while the getting’s good

How about just gluing your big mouth shut, hypocrite?!

Verbal foul. Big points deduction there.

All Clayton has to do is keep everything down low and he will look like an angel compared to his sister. Easy as pie.

I’ve always heard that you should paint from the top down. Don’t forget to mention the ceiling.

Using the words “big boned” doesn’t soothe a fat person. As the old saying goes, “Bones don’t JIGGLE, Mom!”

It might work, Katy is closer to the ground than Adam is

Ha ha! Nothing worse than painting baseboards after they’re installed.

“Cuz there’s a fat man in the bathtub with the blues…”

- the inimitable Lowell George

Santa isn’t that mean is he… I’m sure he knows he’s fat and proud of it I’m sure. :J

Katy has that glazed look that causes her to not engage her brain before she puts her mouth in gear.

Painted wood – ugh

Paint the treble boards as well.

You don’t have enough time to the amount of atoning you need.

You both need to see s shrink………

It’s OK, Katy. Everyone’s bones are the same size.

Bad Daddy. Very Bad Daddy indeed. Nothing but coal in his stocking and ALL his wrapped presents too……

Maybe the ceilings too.