Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 18, 2024

Crusty, isn’t he?

He’s still a “shrimp”!

Brother calls them Oxymorons.

I am a giant among lesser men!

Wonder if he’ll end up at (or on) the juice bar?

….and don’t even think about it…..I can just see you drooling now

One of my favorites growing up, ‘You think you’re tough $%#@, but you’re just a weak little t*rd’.

Seems a bit salty.

He doesn’t have to worry, he’s going to shed that shell any day now

He’s losing weight for shellfish reasons.

Wrap him in bacon and toss him in an air fryer, he’ll be a little less jumbo.

Just a prawn for the “weight loss industry”!

Cocktail hour is coming up.

Oxymoron…Jumbo shrimp :-)

Lets meet up in the sauna… I’ll bring the butter!!

Would you like to go out for cocktails later?