Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 16, 2024

Hi Cappers. Sorry it’s been so long again. But I have been commenting more regularly this past week or so.

Today is my 30th Birthday. I joined GoComics 2 months before my 16th so I was still at school when I registered!

I’m not really the celebrating type. But I’ll be opening cards and presents, going for a meal and then going to Caffé Nero for a hot chocolate with cream. I like the simple pleasures in life. One of my birthday presents is a mini fridge which I have in my bedroom right now. Hopefully it has a longer life span than my last one. It packed in after 3 years!

I hope everybody is well. Don’t worry, I’m still around! Anybody who has my email address, phone number or is in touch with me on Facebook can reach me any time.

Off to bed now. I need to be fresh for my “wild” celebrations.

Love you all.

X

but you have to offer him something, Andy (if you can offer anything that is….)

Jack should confiscate all phones before the quiz begins—like teachers do in some schools today.

For Sale…Broken Quiz Machine.

No questions asked.

Pop quiz: Who is the Speaker of the House?

Alexa

I came second in my Astronomy Quiz

Thankfully I got a constellation prize.

Planetary pop quiz

“What’s the closest planet to our sun?”

“Uh, Mercury.”

“Correct! What’s the biggest planet?”

“Jupiter!”

“Right again! Now, think carefully.. What’s the smelliest planet?”

“Uhh. I dunno…”

“Uranus!”

“Oh god, Dad! Stop!”

The internet is on his phone?

Pubs are wise to these cheats. Smartphones weren’t invented yesterday.

Google works in England too.

After all these years I just now realized why the men’s jackets flair up at the rear bottom like that. Full English breakfast.. it’s the beans!

Everyones looking to see if people are cheating with their phones – better check their Smartwatches and ear plugs. Un Huh. People can use simple ear plugs to transmit questions and friend return answers. What a cheating world we are in.

Andy would like to win for once.

Yes! All phones, Off and Down on Quiz Night!!

A fine plan from Capp. Chalkie better throw in a few pints to support Capp’s plan. Might want to throw in some Young Stevie as well. Unknown to the team the 100 pounds will first be used to pay Capp’s tab and then split amongst the team. A true Cadger is Capp.

I’ve heard of flattops, but thought it was refering to HAIR.

Wellllll La de da

Andy figures can’t beat’em join’em. And it’s not like Andy has a problem with cheating.

Stevie doesn’t look very bright. No wonder he cheats.

Hope you have a very Happy Birthday, #3!! Don’t get too wild. :~)

Leave it to Andy to want to cheat

If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.