Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 19, 2024

Elf on the floor.

I had to look that one up. I’d never heard of this Elf on a shelf tradition.

His plans for the holiday have been shelved.

What kind of creepy, grooming spy for a fat old man who gives children presents and wants them to sit in his lap are you anyway?

So shelfish.

At what age does a surveillance elf become creepy online OnlyFans?

The cat keeps knocking him off.

I have fallen from the shelf and I cannot get up on the shelf