Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 20, 2024

Tis the season

But it prevents rain, dear.

Like a wise man once said, there ain’t no pill for every ill but there be ill that follow every pill.

Sad that they don’t mandate information on these about the stats for number needed to treat (NNT) and number needed to harm (NNH). Might make people think twice about what they need and what they don’t need.

Nausea…threw up the sash

Are sugar plum fairies like the tooth fairy, except they cause teeth to fall out?

Seriously?

Ho. Ho. Ho…

i take alopurinol for gout – one of the side effects is gout

Make sure it’s locally sourced, organic, and non-GMO, and there won’t be any side effects!

Must be good drugs. He’ll take you up, he’ll bring you down. He’ll plant your feet back firmly on the ground. He flies so high, he swoops so low. He knows exactly which way he’s going to go.

It’s a bottle of New Year’s Eve celebration.

They are running out of phoneme combinations for pharmaceuticals. It’s only a matter of time before someone is prescribed Nutcrackerolium HCl. :)

Oh…Wow…Man…

dancing sugar plums, eh?… what is that? a prescription for LSD??

That’s a seasonal side effect.

Boy, I wish the pharmacy had some of that! :)