9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for December 16, 2024

So you can add pork to it

GoFundMe

That’s a stretch.

He’s a Certified Cosmological Accountant.

Write a grant request like everyone else.

Space Force: IRS division

“The universe is expanding”

So is my waistline.

Great idea! Gotta tap into that. 0.0001% cut would make you the richest person in history.

Quantum quantitative easing.

Odd. The Universe, by definition, is infinite. Yet, it’s expanding. Go figure.

You need to go beyond the universe to find what is so attractive. It could be that our universe is repulsive.

taxpayers funding useless NGO’s and non-profits

He has a suit, a clipboard, and a bad combover. That qualifies him to be launched to look for it.

sounds like a bunch of funding is gonna be going to Mars… your hard earned tax dollars at work! Lol!

Dark Funding