9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for December 19, 2024

Sartorial crimes

Priest robes.

With that number, probably too late.

“Perfect, thanks. And I need the 5 fingered discount.”

Try the uniform our security guard is wearing.

Maybe thin stripes going in the other direction.

48109 was my zip code in Ann Arbor. Ironic that I remember that when I have forgotten so much else about my time at UMich.

Here, try on this long red tie. If it works for Trumptard it will work for anyone.