A vulture at the airport. He’s decided to fly South for the winter but isn’t particularly fond of winging over long distances. So he decides to pay for a plane ticket. The ticket agent is a little taken aback but maintains his customer service mode. “I see you have a couple of dead armadillos. Would you like to check them as baggage?” “No thank you,” says the vulture. “They’re carrion.”
MReese about 1 month ago
What if you’re already south?
Imagine about 1 month ago
Yesterday I saw a flock of geese flying in formation. They were heading west. Towards the outlet center.
jimmjonzz Premium Member about 1 month ago
A vulture at the airport. He’s decided to fly South for the winter but isn’t particularly fond of winging over long distances. So he decides to pay for a plane ticket. The ticket agent is a little taken aback but maintains his customer service mode. “I see you have a couple of dead armadillos. Would you like to check them as baggage?” “No thank you,” says the vulture. “They’re carrion.”
pat sandy creator about 1 month ago
first class…
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
… window seat.
Perkycat about 1 month ago
Why tire out your wings when you can fly in comfort. You should take Cat with you. He looks like he likes winter as much as I do!
Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat about 1 month ago
Where did the o’s go?
Tom ate o’s.
Impkins Premium Member about 1 month ago
Isn’t that cheating???? :)
The Tooninator creator about 1 month ago
Thats what I think, Impkins!