In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 03, 2025

Glad he could stay awake.

Pretty slick.

Looks like the goal post is in the middle of the field.

So a normal game then?

Is there a halftime show?

…and the fans are snoozing til the goal is reached….eternity…it seems.

This game is going at a snails pace.

An average NFL game on TV serves up 11 minutes of action, 3 minutes of cheerleaders, 2 hours of replays, and enough commercials to make you forget what sport you’re watching.

They’ve got the weight of the whorled on their shoulders.

Now honestly, shouldn’t a snail football stadium be tiny? For that matter, shouldn’t NBA hoops be heightened to take in account their current sizes?

Wait till he kicks the field goal.

The play clock will run out before he gets there.

he’s at the 20!…………… he’s at the 19!…………… he’s at the 18!……………. he’s…………………………..

he’s gonna go all……………. the……………. waaaaaayt for it………….. he………………. scorrrrres!… just look at that trail of slime, Troy! Have you ever seen anything like that!! That’s gotta be one for the record books!!