Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 30, 2024

You’re picking up your sister’s worst habits

poor Hammie — he really is bored

he’s resorted to having a conversation with Zoe

Zoe thinks that someday she will get rich publishing “My Life with my Serial Killer Brother.”

It has more than 4 letters Hammie!

That rather depends on what you’re doing.

This is the first time I’ve seen “journal” used as a verb. Maybe that’s the current slang of young people.

I would journalize too if I knew what it meant.

Hammies just not the tattling type

That’s my instinct too.

Poor Hammie! All these years living with Zoe and he can’t even tattle right.

makes sense — journalism is basically professional tattling

Hammie she ruined it for you. Like a diary Hammie.

Hammie doesn’t understand ratios and scales, either.

“MOM! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!”

mom can’t wait ’til school re-opens!

Tell Hammie it is naughty, show him how to do it, and make him promise not to tell Mom or Dad that he is journaling.

She’s started keeping a diary!! The main cause of brother-sister feuding

Sorry Hammie, it’s not naughty.

A journal? You’ll never know what the future brings.

They brought back the hammie scale

Panama, Canada, and Greenland are gonna get Trumped.

That’s a GOOD scale.