Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 02, 2025

The difficulty with mousy girls

Haha this is so funny. I snorted

that’s what friends are for!

Well, I’m sure she didn’t get the name Trout by accident !

Agnes has ambiance, Drabble has zombieance.

Being stuck in a trailer all day tends to have that effect

Wonder what a semi-dead mouse smells like.

I like how Agnes drops the clipboard so she can put her hands on her hips in outrage.

Darn. She was going for new puppy smell.

I’ve been looking for a candle scented “Live mice” but no luck so far.

Run the commercial, “For her, Agnes perfume. For those special nights when you truly want to smell like a dead mouse”.

Hey. What are friends for?…..

With friends like Scout, who needs enemies?

dead mouse, somewhere on the smell scale between cat hairball and wet dog…

I smelled a dead mouse one time. I didn’t know what it was for a week or so. It wasn’t strong but seemed localized. I finally found where it had shorted out an electrical outlet without doing other damage.

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IN OTHER ANCIENT NEWS:

My older brother got some mouse dolls which he laid around to startle folks. I came across a semi-mummified mouse. It looked a lot like the fake mice. I placed it at the head of Raymond’s bed with the exposed ribcage facing away from him. About a year he found the fake fake was the real deal.

GOOD TIMES.