Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 24, 2024

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    angelolady Premium Member 1 day ago

    Kwa-Splack Good one.

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    Doug K  1 day ago

    Sometimes … With great power comes …

    … (great) consequences.

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    VictoryRider  1 day ago

    Almost thought I was reading Rip Haywire for a minute there.

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    billbeauw1971  1 day ago

    But, but, but it comes in a plastic jar.

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    scote1379 Premium Member 1 day ago

    When a Wizard stops looking for glass shards in his food he’s tired of Living ! ( Terry Pratchett )

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    ComicKing456 Premium Member 1 day ago

    They had Nutella back then

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    rockyridge1977  about 24 hours ago

    Spread gently…….

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    BuckeyeFanForever Premium Member about 24 hours ago

    Just had nutella with toast. Yummy. Mine is a plastic jar.

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    ncdrifter  about 23 hours ago

    Some of the simplest gifts are the best; a jar opener!

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    CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 23 hours ago

    Those child proof lids will get ya’ every time…

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    rshive  about 23 hours ago

    Some things are best not done by magic.

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    Cincoflex  about 22 hours ago

    Does this mean the wiz has Kwa-Splack fever?

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    dadlivonia  about 22 hours ago

    I hope Blanche is good with glass shards in your face

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    oish  about 21 hours ago

    Chocolate syrup goes in milk and ice cream.

    Marshmallow Fluff makes puffed rice treats and “fluffer nutter” sandwiches – but don’t expect to find these sandwiches sold at any deli – which makes them a desert

    So what is chocolate hazelnut spread? It’s more chocolate than nut butter and can be used as an ingredient to make deserts. I might have had a peanut butter and chocolate hazelnut spread sandwich for lunch, but again, this is not something you’d find being sold at a deli – so it’s a desert

    I personally miss the tiny, eco-unfriendly, individually wrapped serving pods of Nutella. I’d stick them in the freezer and they’d instantly melt in your mouth.

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    Goat from PBS  about 20 hours ago

    Nutella doesn’t come in glass jars…

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    T577 Brown Bunny/Vegetable Patch 62   about 19 hours ago

    I wonder what was in the jar for shifty ____8.

    Whoa, whoa, whoa….

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    M.K.Staffeld  about 17 hours ago

    Next time, ask Henry to open the jar…

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    brklnbern  about 13 hours ago

    I think Elvis sang that one.

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