Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 23, 2024

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    oldthang  19 days ago

    That was a shot in the dork (sic).

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    hariseldon59  19 days ago

    And probably never will be.

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    jmworacle  19 days ago

    She isn’t known for being a High Maintenance Princess for nothing you know.

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    Nuke Road Warrior  19 days ago

    Even when she says “Oh, I don’t want a gift this year.” A wise man buys his girl a nice gift.

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    breathfreshair Premium Member 19 days ago

    Good try Rod.

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    My First Premium Member 19 days ago

    That was what we call a “trial balloon”.

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    CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 19 days ago

    Rodney is nowhere neat THAT place, either, if you know what The Count means and The Count thinks you do. ; )

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    baskate_2000  19 days ago

    Get a clue, Rod.

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    rshive  19 days ago

    Nice try, Rodney.

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    rockyridge1977  19 days ago

    ….must be running low on funds!!!!!!

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    ladykat  19 days ago

    She expects a nice gift, Rodney!

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    Goat from PBS  19 days ago

    Gifts are not a big deal, they’re the biggest deal.

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    raybarb44  18 days ago

    In other words, If you hope to get lucky, it will cost you……

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    B UTTONS  18 days ago

    Translation: Better double up on those gifts, if not triple in value.

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    Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat  18 days ago

    Lady Hip-Pa-Chrissy might show up with some bitters and celery caps.

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    Smeagol  18 days ago

    Gifts ARE a big deal Rodney I don’t care how often she says Don’t get me anything for Christmas, birthday, anniversary, etcetera. Get her something and no cash, put some thought in it.

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    M.K.Staffeld  18 days ago

    Give Rodney points for trying!

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    Strawberry King  18 days ago

    You’re quite the conversation maker, aren’t you, dude?

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