Eek! by Scott Nickel for December 27, 2024

Sorry, used it to light a torch.

You broke it, you bought it.

No returns on used items!!!

He has a hunch he knows where it is.

Use Google images and search for “thief receipt.” Multiple images of receipts from the Thieves Guild.

that’s “abby normal”

Boss, I never get receipts at the cemetery…you know that!

That dude couldn’t even save a puck, which is easier to save than a receipt.

Now, who’s brain dead? :)

“what hump??”

“Receipt? Well, you see, Doc, I didn’t exactly buy it at ‘Brains R Us’ . . . "