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After all we all know that Santa Clause is just a liberal commie plot, giving away toys and candy to children. Children who don’t work, children who don’t pay taxes, children that are free loading off their parents. Every child should be required to take a drug test before he or she can write a letter to Santa and must be out looking for work on Christmas Eve before this Commie lib Santa comes with his socialist charity.
Now THAT’S the “Merican” way!
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The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago
I didn’t know that! I guess I’m not up on the reindeer chow market.
[Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago
Raise the “goodness” standard, cut down on deliveries
Doug K 3 months ago
Fuel for him is food – prices for most food items are way up.
Retrac Premium Member 3 months ago
Yes, scale back! We can still experience the joy of the holiday with half as many gifts.
Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago
Apparently getting ready for the Tariffs to come.
After all we all know that Santa Clause is just a liberal commie plot, giving away toys and candy to children. Children who don’t work, children who don’t pay taxes, children that are free loading off their parents. Every child should be required to take a drug test before he or she can write a letter to Santa and must be out looking for work on Christmas Eve before this Commie lib Santa comes with his socialist charity.
Now THAT’S the “Merican” way!
This message has been approved by the creepy, delusional party, paid for by the Orange tan, blonde wig wearing PAC.
bilbrlsn 3 months ago
My fuel just got cheaper. Gas vehicles average 14 to 20 cents a mile, I pay 3 cents a mile.