The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 10, 2025

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    Bwucie  about 9 hours ago

    Wooden she have known that?

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    Tachyon the Samurai  about 9 hours ago

    Does she know he uses termites so he doesn’t have to floss?

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    Doubly Horque Premium Member about 8 hours ago

    More fallacies about US Presidents

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    crosscompiler Premium Member about 7 hours ago

    A trifecta: The imaginary slaveless Martha, doing imaginary housework, finding imaginary wooden teeth.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 6 hours ago

    Ivory much doubt Washington’s teeth were made of wood.

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    osceola  about 4 hours ago

    In point of fact, many slave owners paid their slaves to have their teeth pulled and implanted in the their owners’ mouths. Washington did that. Sometimes the implants worked. Sometimes they didn’t.

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    iggyman  about 4 hours ago

    OKAY, contrary to popular belief, Washington did not have wooden teeth, he had hippopotamus teeth ground down to fit his mouth !

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    iggyman  about 4 hours ago

    Sorry lady, that was Pinocchio !

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    Bilan  about 4 hours ago

    What toothpaste do you use with sandpaper? Crust? Arm & Hammer?

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    Darryl Heine  about 4 hours ago

    George Washington invented false teeth made out of wood is what inspired this Argyle Sweater cartoon.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 hours ago

    He had a knack keeping them smooth to avoid splinters….

    Actually Idt they were wood….anyone?

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    Dorothy Sieradzki Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    It’s a comic strip, not a history lesson.

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    DaBump Premium Member about 2 hours ago

    Oh, no, not the ol’ “George Washington had wooden dentures” ploy!

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    ladykat  about 1 hour ago

    Actually, George Washington’s teeth weren’t wood.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 hour ago

    Martha’s just finished washing tons of George’s laundry.

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    skyriderwest  about 1 hour ago

    Washington’s teeth were made of animal and human teeth. They were also spring loaded, so they would push his jaw open unless he clamped down. Which is why he always looked like he was angry (look at his face on the $1 U.S. bill). You can see his teeth, and other memorabilia (including the lancet that killed him), in the George Washington Masonic National Memorial in Virginia.

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    beady.el  37 minutes ago

    And … this isn’t toothpaste, it’s lemon Pledge…

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