Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 05, 2025

Wait until the beer farts start

I heard he barley made it in time

Unfortunately with some IPAs you only need to drink one to get way too much hops. I really wish brewers wouldn’t try to out hop each other’s IPA.

What’s an IPA?

He also seems kind of jumpy — the hops-pital is definitely the place to go. It’s a good thing they are acting fast — it’s good to hop to it.

Another reason to not drink IPAs, besides the aftertaste.

Hoppy New Beer to everyone!

Beer: Good for what ales you.

They should have seen the trouble brewing; it happens every time he gets theMalTogether.

Whenever I drink pale ales, I.P.A. lot.

I can’t beer to watch!

Now he’ll need a quick trip to the loo for a hops-piddle.

this one’s definitely beyond the pale…