Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 17, 2025

Congrats – she will make it even worse.

I attended a potluck dinner where someone brought green Jell-O filled with shredded carrots. The school’s Jell-O has to be better than that.

GOTTA be jello, cause puddin’ don’t shake like that.

Tony is pure Midwest (Ohio). That was an unfortunate fact of school lunches; green Jello with shredded carrots. Just like most daily menus offered "chilled peach, bread, butter, and milk.

Bad Jello salad implies that there is such a thing as good Jello salad

I love Scout

What makes a good jello salad? Don’t tell me, I won’t make it anyway

well hello, mellow jello!

Lumpy curried cucumbers. :)