Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 23, 2025

“Yes you do”

Agnes, the principal doesn’t want to see you again. Not so soon after last time. Give the guy a break.

She ain’t wrong.

Siri, does Agnus want to be a non-productive member of society, mooching off the government for food stamps and a welfare check, living in a run down trailer park her whole life, or would she like to make something of herself and rise above the poverty line ??

Siri’s response, " I’m not responding to that." As she’s pulling up links for SNAP.

Some Zoomer posted that his kid sister has already started using AI to solve all her school problems. The poster was upset because she couldn’t figure out how many seconds in three minutes without assistance.

I wonder how Grandma responds to her many trips to the principle’s office?

I often have to retrace my steps because I still can’t get my phone to tell me why I came upstairs or into this room.

Oh, he’s on a three-hour lunch… ☺

An unsolicited trip.

Agnes says “Hand me your phone” and the teacher complies?

oKAY,WHO was dOCTOR pHIL’S CRAZIEST GUEST?

So, this is why education has gone downhill

Was Siri a thing when this comic was drawn, or has it been updated?

I’m reading this from the beginning, and on April 22, 2003 we learn Agnes’s last name! It’s “Palpato.”

agnes needs to get siri-ous…

Agnes has another first name according to one of my friends who is a long time reader who told me that her parents gave her a hippy name and when they abandoned her with grandma it was changed