Monty by Jim Meddick for January 11, 2025

Missed his calling should be a Barista at over priced coffeestand.

Cherry is too filling and peppermint has too much of a bite. If you’re driving stay away from the cosmic vortex…..

Does it come with cream?

How about “Thank you — but … No Thank you. I’m good.”?

I’ll take it. I hate mint. To get a flouride toothpaste without mint I have to order it online.

Monty should grab that gizmo and clean that technician up. Why is he still sitting there?

Definitely the CBD oil! I’ll just go lie down in the waiting room.

How about polish ham?

Don’t trust that “professional” with anything.

This could be the beginning of a “crunchy frog” routine.

I knew I’d seen him somewhere!!!!!!!!!! :)

I’ll take the bacon flavor.

he seems legit