Strange Brew by John Deering for January 11, 2025

“Saucerer’s” apprentices.

The “TP-ing” is the ….. final straw!!!

:-O

TP or not TP, that’s no question…

How “Charmin’”…

ETP go home!

Alien pranksters.

What’s next? Flaming bags of poop?

Galactic brand TP.

Yep, always something.

They should have handed out halloween candy like everyone else in the neighborhood.

What’s wrong with free toilet paper? Unless is’s single-ply.

And their rural mailbox has been incinerated by the shipboard laser. Punk Kids From Outer Space!

Check out the pasture where the aliens TP’d the cows.

You should have given them the full size Milky Way on Halloween.

The aliens are clearly superior as they managed to get that first sheet of each TP roll unattached without making a mess.

Whacky Teasers

Eunice decided not to say anything about “alien probing.”

Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?

Well, Eunice, at least we know one more thing….they’ve got a sense of humor….

They must have stopped at Costco during the visit. :)

They did not get off Scott-free.

to be fair, ya got free TP!

they want to make sure you’re clean before they probe you

Careful there Popeye. We don’t want to start an intergalactic war that we could never win….

The Invasion of the Space Hooligans.

Careful. Those are scrolls of Vogon poetry.