Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for January 02, 2025

Mittens, why mess with a good thing?

#toughbutfancyimplantsplease

What kind of a line of bull are they trying to feed our kitties? I’m glad mine aren’t online!

Don’t fall for any of those junk ads, Mittens! They are nothing but scams.

Why mess with perfection?

At least he’s not talking about needing a toupee.

Mittens, you are beautiful the way you are. You don’t need whisker exensions or rump implants.

You can’t improve perfection, Mittens

Are those the same as haunch pads?

I have plenty and would be happy to transfer a good share to him.

Mitty, ypou are quite the handsome “dog” just like yu are!

Soooo…. am I the only one picturing Mittens with badonkadonk flanks?

My cat will occasionally chew off a whisker accidentally while grooming in a tight space. It looks terrible but another will grow in.

Would those haunch implants be as tender as Mitty’s natural haunches?

Mittens, Fiona loves you just the way you are ♥

Don’t mess with perfection.

I can recommend a Mac Davis song for your playlist, Mittens!

♬ Oh lord, it’s hard to be humble.

When you’re perfect in every way! ♬