Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 02, 2025

Wow, she pushed out 6 in a row???!!!

[old joke]

A husky fellow and a skinny one are waiting outside the delivery room.

Skinny asks the other man if it’s his first kid?

Naw, we got four more at home.

Really? This is our first. Mind if I ask a question? How long after birth do you wait to start having sexagain?

Depends on whether they give my wife a private room or not.

Keeps Walmart in business.

Believe that was supposed to read ’Elections . . . .

Yes, they do.

……and all boys…..I reckon!!!!!

Which ones look like mom and which like dad?

This guy seems a little sketchy.

that is one ugly family

From Loretta Lynn’s “The Pill”

You wined me and dined me when I was your girl

Promised if I’d be your wife, you’d show me the world

But all I’ve seen of this old world is a bed and a doctor bill

I’m tearing down your brooder house ‘cause now I’ve got the pill

One definitely needs changing (and possibly resuscitation)! The one bottom left forefront, seems proud of the one he just rip!

There were five of us. But at least we arrived on a staggered schedule.

Ugly-lovin’!