The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for January 15, 2025

arm in a sling Saturday

car crash on Monday

Loretta’s leftovers yesterday

it’s a miracle he’s still alive!

And you’re lucky if you get 85% care from the doctor.

Is there a specific reason why the doctor’s name is “Blog”??

I’m a doctor, Internal Medicine. I give 100% to my patients. The insurance companies make sure everything is difficult. Stop buying into bad doctors. It’s the insurance companies.

And, that’s after your co-pay.

Rim Shot!

I’m a retired Union member, when I first started working in the mid 1970s my insurance paid 100% of my medical expenses (I had Kaiser a PPO), same with my dental and vision. Those were the good days. Now I am on Medicare and its payments went up again, C’est la vie. With the COLA increase I’m still ahead though. Such is life.

You’re only allowed to feel 85%.

“I am going to write you a prescription, but you have to take it with food.”

“Can you give me something for the food? I’m pretty sure it’s the reason I’m in here.”

FREE LUIGI!

Heck mine only covers 80 percent, he’s got a deal.

“See you payday, doc.”