Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 16, 2025

That’s Greta Garbled. She said, “I vault to be a phone.”

That phone cannot be used with Korean cars… it’s a NoKia.

Now let’s see a rotary phone doing cartwheels!

great!

but what’s he like on the parallel bars?

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Score: 10 – 10 – 10

I hear he’s awesome on the rings

iPhones can’t do that.

but can he do it without dropping your call?

I guess I’ve been using it wrong.

Can he stick it or does that require a LAND line?

are the games being held at the GSM Arena?