Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 04, 2025

The birth of Venus.

Did somebody drop his harmonica?

If you knew Susie, like I know Susie.

Oh look, someone dropped their harmonica!!!

I don´t want what she is selling. I might think about renting.

[nsfw]

Man is leaving the STI clinic when he sees a woman coming in the door.

“You! You’re the one who gave me this!”

“I didn’t give you nothin’. You paid for it!”

……..you have come a long way……baby!!!!!!

Sally’s in the alley now, and you’re more likely to get crabs from her, rather than seashells!

What she’s selling is better than seas shells…….

But she still smells fishy.

A wh*re by the shore?

But she does sell clams.

She sold her sea shells to the mermaids.

(See previous comments on a comic (I forget which one) about why mermaids wear sea shells on their breasts.)

She has a tattoo of a seashell on her thigh. If you put your ear to it you can smell the ocean

Her feet are way too small for her height….

Lots of funny dirty comments ! Im impressed .