Edge City by Terry and Patty LaBan for January 16, 2025

Yeah, they don’t want salad!

It’s the old “unintended consequences” routine, I know it well.

And no more pizza!

‘Big Cafeteria’ better not touch my sippy cups.

Thank you! I just added Tater Tots to my shopping list.

If it tastes good, it ain’t healthy. Bacon now causes dementia.

Bullies abound in school………

Yup, didn’t think that through, did ya?

Well, actually, the kids did, as they brought up that same concern back at the start of the scheme, the grandma just didn’t pay attention to it, so laser focused on getting the goal. Like I said yesterday, this was all more for herself than it was for the kids.

“Tater Tot Future,” as the slogan on a package of taquitos in my freezer said this morning. Or alternatively, as my vision began to come in focus, “Taste the Fiesta!”

“If they start serving kale chips, you will DIE!”

last pane, kid on the far right looks like a Neanderthal