Andertoons by Mark Anderson for March 23, 2025

Make him walk the couch!

I’m glad he didn’t ask me that. It would ‘shiver me timbers’ if he did!

Yarrr?

I prefer being on land, but I wouldn’t say I lubb it.

Is he going to ask to borrow the pirates clothes to make it more “realistic”?

Pegged it!!

Aye matie…

Shrink: “OK, I’ll go first. Arrrgh, raise the mizzen sail.”

Pirate: “But cap’n, how can I raise it if it’s mizzen?”

Must be time for the bill.

Very well, then I will take on the persona of a British governor. You are to be hanged from the yardarm at dawn.

Aye, Cap’n Crunch!