Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 15, 2025

And there it is

Do you have a ladder?

Not here.

No, I stood on the center of the dinning room table, with the fancy linens

Of course he did.

Light fixtures seem easy and straightforward. But they aren’t.

there’s no pleasing some people

Oh heck no. He’s a ladder day saint.

Of course not……

Get a stepladder. I recommend the four-step ones. You’ll be surprised how often you wind up using it. Keep it in the kitchen. Get one after you do penance for using her good chair, goober. Looks like a passive-aggressive act to me. He knew he wasn’t supposed to use that chair!

Yeah, it was a good chair, it didn’t wobble at all.

He’s gonna have to sign up for a course in cane weaving. To repair the seat of the chair…