Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for January 07, 2025

Dry humor for a dry month.

Stick with the dry wines…

Too sweet, a nice Rose wine like StelMar….

Oh, we’re still talking ‘bout this? Let’s get a drink and see if we can’t come to an agreement!

In a chilled Stanley mug, who’s to know? Well, the cheese plate may give you away. Perhaps a warm fondue pot on a frosty day? Try dipping everything. But be careful where you point that fork.

Ummm I’ll pick up some Merlot, too!

And Moscato often has less alcohol, that helps.

a bottle of moscato is in their future

Those pushing “Dry January” neglect to tell you about the effects of detox. Headaches, DT’s, and all the others. A glass on occasion seems better. And that wine has less calories than that banana.

Already wining about the New Year.

I’m more a Barolo kind of person.

Unfortunately, Dry January is typically followed by Soggy February.

is gin dry enough…?

I’m more into Merlot myself, but to each their own.

Im trying the dry january thing, my conclusion; im grumpy and it sucks! But, gotta try.

So the Surgeon General just issued the latest scare warnings about alcohol. I think I’ll just keep having my nightly bourbon and wait for a new study that says the previous one was an overreaction.