Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 17, 2025

Because “Big Airplane” won’t let us.

Well, we do have Packers and Jets that are unlikely to merge.

I think it has something to do with the phrase, “And then he exploded.”

Commercially available flying cars first, THEN flying pedestrians. Until that time, flying drones will have to do. (Fun Fact: George Jetson was born in 2022.)

Have you seen how people drive? Now visualize this in three dimensions.

The answer is: physics, money, and IQ.

Just thinking that chickens probably wouldn’t want to be that close to a flame ;D

Naw. I want a teleporter. I could eat breakfast with my Grands :)

Yeah! And flying cars! I was promised flying cars by 1990.

I thought this was supposed to be the future!

…because it will burn your tail!

people can’t avoid crashing into each other on roads. imagine the chaos of jetpack flying without air traffic control

Those of us with shotguns would find them almost as much fun as those dang drones harassing our dogs and kids.

Great question! Even better answers!

Too many scorched tailfeathers!

Looks like Doug first imagined the self-roasting chicken in 2021, and we still don’t have it. Might be a bit of a workover for all the restaurants to change their drive thru windows to fly thru!