Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 29, 2025

I resemble that crack.

I can visualize the late John Belushi as a Samurai Chiropractor.

Common old age beats a common cold cage.

Sadly, true.

more like a tick in the crotch for me

Or worse it comes early – like an unexpected house guest.

My age has been sneaking up on me for about 10 years now.

I’m more careful how I use the word “decrepit” anymore. :)

As long as that isn’t Ninja Sloth, wouldn’t like to see anything happen to him.

“A little help up here, please?” One trick ninja and other sneaky types in Japan used was to keep a cicada in a box. It’s racket muffled any noises the person made.