Close to Home by John McPherson for January 24, 2025

Charged with loitering without a public assembly permit or if this is the UK, charged with praying in public and disturbing the chaos.

Wonder if he’ll end up in a higher court?

What is that thing clinging to the rope?

… I’m not officially served until you make it back! Oh look… your rope has mysteriously vanished! Heh-heh!

This one literally made me laugh out loud.

This is absolutely the last piece of mail I am delivering up here! I don’t mind rain, sleet or dead of night, but I draw the line at ‘dead from falling off a cliff’!

Aww, there’s Dweeb!

Tough job, I suppose someone has to do it!!!

Oops, the wind took it. Can you bring another one to me?

That climb must have been guru-ling.

If he’s been served, then the next step is a dance-off!

Don’t worry about it. He’s a pushover.

What a pro. He said it without adding, “Muah ha ha haaaa!”

He’s being sued by Google for cutting into their information providing business.

Bleeb to the rescue.