Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 19, 2025

There’s no making them happy

Sparkling? you must have had a pan on your had when you saw these sparkles, Andy! o_O

A rapidly emptying purse.

Is Andy referring to the sparkling of the beer affecting his conversation again?

Where is Susan?

Wish I could have found one who was fluent in hot rodding.

Be like a ship’s captain returning to port. Everytime is an adventure.

She should have sold the house and moved somewhere else.

A nice attempt at Reg Smythe’s famous ironic wit.

That’s all it is though. An attempt.

Now I’m wondering… Where does Andy go when he runs away from home?

Besides the pubs, that is…

Priorities, Capp.

“You say to me I don’t talk enough, but when I do I’m a fool…”

This seems to be set in the time before microwaves. Cooking for one can be a pain.

Soon or later, when talking to the missus, you’re bound to say something what you take to be harmless that she takes as an affront. That’s why my motto is “Mum’s the word!”

Please for all women in the world, do not take this bum back!

Flo needs a spine.

We won’t mention the horse racing.

Don’t blow it this time Flo, send him packing. With the money you save you could take a vacation in the Bahamas or something.

Reminds me of the old quote about keeping your mouth shut. :)

Flo beware of Wolf in sheep’s clothing.

If she’s smart she changed the locks this time.

I’d rather hear Andy talk about snooker, football, and pigeon racing than read the political comments cretins post on comics that aren’t political.

What was the tune Flo and Ruby were singing? "Hit the Road Jack’’?