Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 20, 2025

Never disciplined to “refrain profane”.

How would you like it if you found a camera in your bathroom?

I suppose that could be a California bear’s modus operandi.

He hates it when people watch him take a dump in the woods, after all, we know they do.

That notheeng. Just waits till we gets we paws on ya steenky privacy breaching hoomin.

Looks like that’ll be the last thing you learn, Elmer.

We have a young male bear who likes to do tree back scratching when human females are present and watching; guess he will try out with the Chippendales when they get to this area.