Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 24, 2025

Apparently he needed it. Didn’t know they came in physical form though.

A story that needs a continuation ? The opposite of the ring?Wee hour posting again…

Will he upgrade to felony theft of a Jeep Compass?

I’m lost on this one.

You have a physical moral compass? You could donate it to the White House, although I doubt it will help.

At least he actually got something this time. His last attempt at theft was when he tried stealing a wristwatch from a guy with no arms. He spent three days planning and two days trying to figure out what went wrong.

Hmm, there are any number of people he could have stolen it from.

Well you could use some morals ya steenky crook.

Maybe it will help you find some batteries to steal for your guiding light.

Please send it to the White House

Why does it only spin when I hold it?

Now he has to give it back?

Dang it! I wanted to be bad. Now I gotta do the right thing.