Probably no wifi (Australian invention by a publicly funded science organization).
Actually likely pretty true. You can’t just go outside. You have to be in a pressurized suit or cabin all the time.
Where are the aliens? Where are the flying saucers? Where are the underground labyrinthine ruins?
This after they spent the entire trip repeatedly asking…. are we there yet?
He could make them cut the lawn, but there isn’t any
Should’ve brought their dog, Rover.
Mars ain’t the kind of place
To raise your kids
In fact, it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them
If you did
einarbt 9 days ago
Probably no wifi (Australian invention by a publicly funded science organization).
Doug K 9 days ago
Actually likely pretty true. You can’t just go outside. You have to be in a pressurized suit or cabin all the time.
SquidGamerGal 9 days ago
Where are the aliens? Where are the flying saucers? Where are the underground labyrinthine ruins?
timinwsac Premium Member 9 days ago
This after they spent the entire trip repeatedly asking…. are we there yet?
mindjob 9 days ago
He could make them cut the lawn, but there isn’t any
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 days ago
Should’ve brought their dog, Rover.
CougarAllen 9 days ago
Mars ain’t the kind of place
To raise your kids
In fact, it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them
If you did