Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 24, 2025

Or not.

Eventually…

No meals, no exercise? What kind of joint is this? Still, funny!!!!

A more pessimistic version of that saying is:

“When one door closes, another slams shut.”

This online review says that the room service is not very good.

He all skin n bones. Look like he starve to death.

Jesus was a crappy cabinet maker

Timing is everything.

…but not always in a place where you can use it.