The Grizzwells by Bill Schorr for January 29, 2025

Boom

Says the voice of experience…lol.

Yeah I have a couple of those, but it’s very selective what they remember.

Aahh, kind of applies to current wives, too.

Pierpoint needs a.. a quillcut…?

And mothers.

Rabbit knows from many, many first had experiences.

I wouldn’t think Warren ever married. Which of his girlfriends did he invite to the wedding?

“And Funeral Wells spun Poodle Murphy on the target as he threw his hardware. Only once in Sheboygan did he miss, at a matinee on Diamond Pier. They were doing two shows, she had a high fever, and he took off the tiniest piece of her ear. And she never let him forget it. Women.”

Tom Waits, “Live Circus”

Ah! The elephant(s) in the room.

And Current wives

And current wives also, remember the time you left the toilet seat up in the middle of the night and I fell in.