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Reminds me of the old Jackie Mason joke about Levi, the painless dentist.
Two old men are out in a rowboat fishing, when one man turns to the other and asks,
“Did you hear about Levi? They say he is a painless dentist?
The other many replies,
“Yes, yes I did. In fact I went to Levi for a problem with my tooth.
The first man asks,
“What did he do?”
The other man replied,
“He put in a bridge.”
The first man asks,
’Was it painless when he put in the bridge?"
The second man explains,
“Well let me tell you. I was out fishing one day in a row boat just like this and caught a fish. I stood up to pull the fish from the water while wearing shorty pants. Unbeknownst to me one of my test-e-cules was hanging out from the shorty pants, because it was a hot day, and I caught my test-e-cule in the oar lock. It gave me such a tug. It was the first time I didn’t feel the pain from the bridge.”
My kids used to laugh whenever I wore shorts. After wearing slacks for 6 days a week, my legs were whiter than the pillsbury dough boy. Now that I’m older, and wiser, I still wear shorts all the time and it’s the grandkids laughing at me;)
SHAKEDOWNCITY about 1 month ago
Grandpa is not “vein” about his appearance.
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
“I swear I wasn’t the one who put the classroom world globe in the microwave!”
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
…..Oh the priorities!!!!
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 1 month ago
Funny….
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
Reminds me of the old Jackie Mason joke about Levi, the painless dentist.
Two old men are out in a rowboat fishing, when one man turns to the other and asks,
“Did you hear about Levi? They say he is a painless dentist?
The other many replies,
“Yes, yes I did. In fact I went to Levi for a problem with my tooth.
The first man asks,
“What did he do?”
The other man replied,
“He put in a bridge.”
The first man asks,
’Was it painless when he put in the bridge?"
The second man explains,
“Well let me tell you. I was out fishing one day in a row boat just like this and caught a fish. I stood up to pull the fish from the water while wearing shorty pants. Unbeknownst to me one of my test-e-cules was hanging out from the shorty pants, because it was a hot day, and I caught my test-e-cule in the oar lock. It gave me such a tug. It was the first time I didn’t feel the pain from the bridge.”
sincavage05 about 1 month ago
My kids used to laugh whenever I wore shorts. After wearing slacks for 6 days a week, my legs were whiter than the pillsbury dough boy. Now that I’m older, and wiser, I still wear shorts all the time and it’s the grandkids laughing at me;)