Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 08, 2025

Nice, or something.

this is becoming a horror movie

At least it’s watered down. Or flooded with good news. Yes I know: I’m all wet. ;)

Poor quality control may damage Agnes’ business.

Well, we were hoping the leash ring would block your view.

Somewhere in Albuquerque, a high school Chemistry teacher is making water so wet it’s blue.

The doll heads in the water are going to contaminate it even more.

All we need is a bolt of lightning for that doll’s head to come to life

Mental floss, please…

Agnes couldn’t sell this water on Arrakis.

WHY ? Agnes ? WHY ?

Love this. The weirdnes is perfect.

i wonder if agneswater lite tastes like it’s been watered down…

The stuff of nightmares.

(?Why am I laughing?)

little baby body parts in water? sounds yummy!