Close to Home by John McPherson for January 28, 2025

Better move, Bleeb.

…except maybe, the jalapeño flavored fire ants… no one would blame you there.

I can’t relate to anteaters; I’ll give this scene the brush off.

(What color paint is that on the wall? ‘Limelight’?)

With his tongue hanging out, it almost looks like he’s smoking.

Meh, on the Scoville scale they’re too low to be a concern.

Also, I’m not a vet and don’t know why you’re here. :)

Time for an antacid.

That’s one giant anteater!

Especially those reaper ants.

He’s not a real doctor; he doesn’t have a reflector strapped to his head.

That would be great if they tasted like cinnamon. They have these green ants in Australia that taste like sour apple sweet tarts.

Too much tabasco sauce

One click into Google images and it’s obvious aardvarks have tall rabbit-like ears. Does this artist care one iota about accuracy?