Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 31, 2025

Why not?

light bulb?

ⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ’ˢ ᵃⁿ ᶥᵈᵉᵃ!

so… are the spiders knitting thier own (silk sweaters)?

Ok, the sweaters take care of the chill factor. Now, what’re they gonna eat? Frozen flies? Or is the Wiz gonna knit Them tiny sweaters too?

And all the spiders thought, “Hey, It’s warmer inside”.

Keep your bugs for the summer! Winter is bad enough as is.

Light bulb in those times? What? Whaaat?

Spiders in winter is nothing new. We have them all the time.

Oh man. I am just like Ron Weasley. My boggart will always be a spider. Shudder.

No! I know they’re useful critters, but I have arachnophobia!

No one ever said he was normal.

To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.

At least Renfield wont starve this winter…

he’s a real spider man…start humming everyone

Just let the spiders come inside.

I think he should wear long warm trousers, socks and high boots in winter.

How about some leggings for that ridiculously short wizard robe.

Simon and Garfunkel want to know if the spiders can make a Cambric shirt?

Gonna be a lot of snowball fights going on in a few…

+10 for correctly depicted cartoon spiders! (Yeah, it’s a peeve of mine…)

Well, in all honesty, you knew he was a Dark Wizard when you started dating.