Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 31, 2025

Gary’s excited about a new thermostat 2 days running.

He’s a hopeless cause.

This still a better exciting story than Twilight .

Our new furnace is a high-efficiency model, the chimney is a small plastic pipe, we still use the old thermostat to control it.

Probably.

I think they removed energy star ratings from programmable thermostats. It was found they used more energy to make the house comfortable again after being off all day.

Stick to what is important Owen.

Be careful, it was installed by a temp.

Small minds, small thrills.

I like them because they are so easy to adjust using a phone app instead of pushing cryptic button sequences on the unit themselves. Same with my outdoor sprinkler controllers.

Simple minds think alike, eh?

The only thing digital Leopold works with is severed digits.