Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for January 30, 2025

I don’t know about you, but I can’t stand a beer that talks back.

You’re so nice I could just drink you up.

You may feel lager than life, but the old fellow doesn’t give a shot!

He’s also the cure for what ales ya.

If Buddy the Bewer is drunk, will he talk from your stomach? Intestines? Toilet?

Someone is going to knock the froth right out of him.

I like the ones that let me talk different languages

somewhat of a flat conversation

This is beerly funny.

He’ll never get it! He’s already hopped up on beer

Draft his can, and send him into bottle…

(¬_¬)

Don’t get a head of me.

… and Buddy the Beer combats bullsh*t too.

burp. :)

Troubles brewing. :)

Lil’s boyfriend prefers his malts being (di)still(ed).

but they talk (through) the back.

But I barley know you!