Monty by Jim Meddick for February 08, 2025

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    Limpid Lizard  about 7 hours ago

    If the roller is dripping, you’ve too much paint on it.

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    Aussie Down Under  about 5 hours ago

    Should have just used a roller extension handle, would have saved a lot of time :)

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    Jayalexander  about 4 hours ago

    Just don’t land in the paint tray.

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    Differentname  about 3 hours ago

    [True patriot time]

    After 9/11 the union craftspeople working on the Pentagon threw away all the normal work rules in order to get the job done as fast as possible.

    A lot of folks worked on stilts. The Union rule was that they were supposed to get extra time off on their meal breaks to remove the stilts off and then put them back on. The stiltwalkers just set up some scaffolding as elevated lunch tables and ate with their stilts on.

    Just a little reminder that there are people who can serve the country without being pigs.

    BTW, did you hear about the DOGE kid who was fired on the first week because he lied about selling data?

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    JOJODA  about 1 hour ago

    They better provide incredible hang time to paint a ceiling.

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    Redd Panda  30 minutes ago

    Why do I think, Monty’s Physics Professor was Wile Coyote?

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    Kroykali  13 minutes ago

    Now Monty, go back in time and sell a pair to Michelangelo before he paints the Sistine Chapel.

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